"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet
- Haiku (via sex-thrill)
sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you”
“put your seat belt on”
“watch your step”
“get some rest”
..you just gotta listen"
- idk (via sex-thrill)
- Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”(via coolestpriest)